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KC Munchies Frequently Asked Questions.

Q: What should I cook for dinner?

A: Chicken & Dumplin's. I think you should have some Vitner's Louisiana Hot potato chips on the side.

Q: Where are my keys?

A: Check your pockets. If they are not there, do you have a "key hanger"? If so, check there, if not they are probably on your desk under the empty bag of Vitner's Sweet & Tangy BBQ Chips.

Q: Yes or no?

A: Yes.

Q: If it is true we are only here to help others, what are the others here for?

A: Let them be, they are just here for the snacks.

Q: Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?

A: I don't know, but have you tried Vitner's Tangy Triple Cheese chips on your sandwich? It is delicious and I love a crunchy sandwich.

Q: How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

A: Capital punishment.  I have seen many deer on the side of the road apparently sentenced to death for crossing where there isn't a sign. They really should be more careful.